To Whom it may concern:

We here at the sheezyzine have heard of your predicament from the Apature Science Main HQ, and would like to feature and article about you in our upcoming edition of the 'Zine.

It is belived that the small amount of publicity we can generate may will increase your enrollment numbers 93.463%.

Please respond ASAP.

Thank You.

-------M_Lohman, Sheezyzine Head editor

MESSAGE:

TO> APERTURE SCIENCE ENRICHMENT CENTER

FROM> APERTURE SCIENCE TECHNOLOGY DIVISION- APERTURE SCIENCE MAIN HEADQUARTERS BUILDING

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BODY:

To whom it may concern:

It has come to our attention that the enrollment rate at the Enrichment Center has been shockingly low in past months.

This is a problem because as you know, we at Aperture Science needs willing voulenteers in your enrichment center, so that we may test the newest line of portal guns, and immunization technologies.

To halt the lowering enrollment numbers, we ask that you actually give people their cake BEFORE yo kill them- I mean fail them out of the center.

Thank you.

PRESIDENT OF THE APERTURE SCIENCE TECHNOLOGY DIVISION.

PS: Don't think we have not heard about the incident with the GlAdos Computer system. We reccoment you fix that immediatly.

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